michael appleby

Michael Appleby is a local guy. He appears at random in our house and crashes on our sofa. We tell him to not eat any of our hardboiled eggs. He goes ahead and eats our hardboiled eggs. He doesn't even like hardboiled eggs. The man is a parasite really. Ask anybody. If you see him don't ever let him know where you live because he'll take that as an invitation to mooch off of you. Actually, come to think of it, let him know where you live just so that he has somebody to mooch off of instead of us. We hate him.